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- I met Don & Mike on October 26, 1986 when I won a trip
to see the Washington Redskins play the New York Giants at the Meadowlands
in New Jersey.
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- Don & Mike sent Grace (a former regular) and I to Hedonism
in Jamaica to enjoy sunning ourselves on the nude beach.
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- Don & Mike sent me to The Mustang Ranch in Reno, Nevada
to lose my virginity, but Shaila (the lady I chose in a lineup) could
not fulfill my needs.
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- Several months later Don & Mike set me up with a dominatrix
named Denise and I finally lost my virginity on September 16, 1994 at
2:16 PM at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington, DC. Denise taped this experience,
and Don & Mike played portions of the tape on the air.
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- Don & Mike sent me to Sioux City, Iowa to be their emissary
for a wedding they were invited to for Lenny Brazil, a sales guy for KKMA
radio, which is an affiliate for the Don & Mike Show.
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- Once Don & Mike thought that I might be gay, and they sent
me on a date with 2 guys. It was an interesting experience, but the guys
I went out with admitted to Don & Mike that I was not a homosexual.
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- Once Don lost a bet to Mike, and had to eat dog food on the
air. I felt sorry for Don so I also ate a can of dog food on the air…and
immediately threw it up. I do not recommend the public eat dog food because
it is awful.
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- KKMA in Sioux City, Iowa invited me to throw out the first
pitch at a Sioux City Explorers minor league baseball game.
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- I have done 2 radio commercials in Sioux City, for Tanworld
and Walker Appliance Store.
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- Don & Mike made me the subject for a test of the viagra
pill. I took the pill, then was locked in a room with Lewis The Retard
watching porno movies. The experiment failed.
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- Don & Mike sent me to Las Vegas, Nevada to participate
in and report on the first annual "Running With The Bulls." I was not
gored, but I exited from the first exit gate 50 yards from the start
line. This is where my famous "Koo koo, how you doin’?" tape comes from.
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- Affiliate KHTK in Sacramento, CA invited me to do a tandem
parachute jump. The jump from 14,000 feet was aired live on the Don &
Mike show. This was the most exciting thing that I have done for the
show.
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- I had my back waxed on the air. It was painful when the professional
ripped the wax off my back to remove my back hair.
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- On Don’s birthday, his gift was a four-woman show but since
he is married, I received the show. During the show I had an artificial
penis on my nose, and one lady had a pleasurable experience with it.
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- Don & Mike had a bet about whether Sammy Sosa or Mark McGwire
would hit the most home runs in the 1999 season. Don picked McGwire and
Mike picked Sosa. Mike lost the bet, and as a result had the experience
of having me spend the night at his house. The experience was taped and
was played on the air.
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- Don & Mike had a freak show contest, and as one of the
stunts for the show a lady ate Spam off my feet…but she did not win the
contest.
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- My dream of being a disc jockey finally came true when KCJJ
in Iowa City, Iowa invited me to be a disc jockey for two shows.
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- Don & Mike gave away a hot tub, and to win, women had to
get in the hot tub and kiss me. Whoever kissed me the longest won the
hot tub. Two women tied when both kissed me for twenty minutes. Don &
Mike had to have a drawing to see who won the hot tub.
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